deanloh.org

As a freelance web designer, I receive average of 5 to 20 emails/calls each week with inquiry on web design for small to big companies. While most of the calls were genuine, occasionally I would still receive amusing requests like the following:
Hi i would like to have a website like e-bay. Could you quote me [...]

There are many ways to show off to the world that you have a new laptop that has built-in WiFi that lets you access to internet from Starbucks. You can do things like checking emails, looking up the map for direction, post a blog, update your calendar, run some shell commands, even build a website! [...]

But I’ll let this one do the dirty job instead…